07 3 / 2013
still probably my favorite thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr
even including all the butts
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14 2 / 2013
Nedroid Fun Times: Noir Fiction
I finally got access to my Twitter archive. By request, here are my #noirfiction tweets from quite a ways back:
She was a nutty broad, with hair that was bonkers, and legs that just didn’t make any sense at all #noirfiction
She had a pair of legs that wouldn’t quit, no matter how politely you…
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18 11 / 2012
like this if u are a strong independent ironic teen who don’t need no sincerity
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26 10 / 2012
oooops sentenced to death on a technicality!! I made copies of a wholebuncj of people and then backed them up in the cloud and deleted the originals, forgot that the way the laws are written this still technically counts as murder
25 10 / 2012
working on a psychotherapeutic protocol for turning straight people bisexual
finally, a cure is in sight!
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